The Secret Level — Games You Almost Remember

*** YOU FOUND THE SECRET LEVEL *** NO QUARTERS NEEDED *** DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THE DOOR *** ANY RESEMBLANCE TO GAMES YOU KNOW IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL *** STREET SMACKERS TURBO-ISH: CABINET OF THE WEEK. OPEN HANDS ONLY *** CHOMP CIRCUIT JUST ROLLED IN: EAT THE ORBS, SHORT OUT THE GREMLINS *** SILVER SWORD JUST ROLLED IN: PICK YOUR HERO *** TONY SAYS HI *** SKI-BALL NOW OPEN IN TICKET ALLEY *** TICKETS TRADE AT THE COUNTER *** THE JUKEBOX WORKS NOW (MOSTLY) *** NEW CABINETS EVERY TIME TONY FINDS A TRUCK ***

★ CABINET OF THE WEEK ★

STREET SMACKERS TURBO-ISH

Four fighters. Open hands only. Pick Brick the drill sergeant, Johnny Highkick the action-movie star, Max Voltage the aerobics queen or Roxie Ruckus the punk rocker, then slap your way through the other three. Combos, supers, big hair. Plug in a controller for the full arcade feel. Legally distinct. Emotionally identical.

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THE FLOOR

TICKET ALLEY

No pressure games. Play a round, win tickets, trade 'em at Tony's counter.

THE JUKEBOX

PICK A SONG. MUSIC KEEPS PLAYING WHILE YOU GAME.

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VOLUME 70%

TONY'S PRIZE COUNTER

TONY:Everything behind the glass is real. Real-ish.

YOUR SHELF

PLUSH CRATE 0/12

Claw-machine-only plushies. Find all 12. One of them is gold.

YOUR VISITS

You've walked through the door this many times:

TONY'S NEWS

The place finally has a name on the door: THE SECRET LEVEL. Same Tony, same free games, now at PlaySecretLevel.com.

New on the floor: MOTO MELTDOWN. Gas is safe, turbo is fast, and Tony says the engine has a temper. Ski-Ball's still in Ticket Alley.